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“Don’t worry—I’ll invest your money in socially responsible companies.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“See if I.T. can fix this without making me feel like an idiot.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I have to go—it’s time to feed the cat.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Any other strengths?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“We tried forming a collective—no leader, no structure, no power dynamics—but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg.” – New Yorker Magazine
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EAT AT RAY’S vs. EAT AT JOE’S – New Yorker Magazine
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“In my day, we froze to death, but we were happy.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I think we’re named after computer passwords.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I used two spaces after every period.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“I’d like to give you an allowance, but who carries cash anymore?” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Can you open this for me?” – New Yorker Magazine
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” … and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority.” – New Yorker Magazine
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“Well, of course they don’t exist. Now.” – New Yorker Caption Contest
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PATENT OFFICE – New Yorker Cartoon
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“You have something stuck between your teeth.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Plan B is firing whoever came up with Plan A.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“The peasants are mercilessly ridiculing you online.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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RULING CLASS – New Yorker Cartoon
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“You all know Bart from public relations.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Frankly, I don’t see the resemblance.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“Not everyone benefits from technological advances.” – New Yorker Cartoon
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“How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?” – New Yorker Cartoon
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